You've Cat To Be Kitten Me

ebuddies:

call my dick gatsby bc its great 

anus:

is this what a tumblr meetup looks like

thunderwear:

ohmygOD so today this kid in  my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside and laugh at him

also, all the black kids went up to take pictures

rhydonmyhardon:

i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards

epic-humor:

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Peeta practices his pole dancing moves

scrotumcoat:

this is some indiana jones shit

cnnbreaking:

having only 2 friends in class you have to pair up with and they choose eachother 

luketenderloin:

alongcameatom:

thedaysgrowshort:

teenagenuisance:

what I imagine it’s like to be a guy

this is exactly right

I relate so much to this, but I’m a 16 year old girl 

This is pretty accurate.

this is literally so accurate in my life its unreal

neopoint:

woah bitch the fuck was that for